The Doubt Plant

Are you in the market for increased struggles, hard times and bad news? Do you have a high tolerance for trouble and a low threshold for success? Are you looking for new ways to add stress to your life or to stifle your forward progress? Then, you need the revolutionary Doubt Plant. There’s nothing quite like it, and it’s guaranteed to change your life.

Check this out:

• It’s roots are strong and guaranteed to choke anything else you’ve planted.
• It starts off small, but with plenty of attention, grows like a weed.
• It grows especially well when it’s been transplanted, so be sure to share with friends.
• It requires no sunlight, water or nutrients to grow—keeping it away from any source of life will cause it to flourish.
• It grows in any region or climate, but does best in the cover of darkness.
• The Doubt Plant is available world wide and always in full supply.
• Pay nothing up front for your Doubt Plant (but be prepared to pay exorbitantly later).
• Neglect it in even the smallest way, and see an immediate reverse in its effects.

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